No, not the newspaper. That probably wouldn't be a good thing as natural disasters and car accidents and stuff end up on the front page. Not a good thing at all.
I got to be on the front page of Etsy! Or rather one of my bibs did. :)
For those of you not as familiar with Etsy, there are things called treasuries, which are basically just collections of items for sale (not your items, other people's work that you admire) that look nice together or have a theme or are just favorites of yours. You can put your treasury in the collection of everyone else's grouping in the big thing called a Treasury. Then people can look at your collection your made of pretty items other people have made. In any case, I got to be in one person's treasury he made.
The front page of Etsy, i.e., the thing you seen when you type in www.etsy.com on your browser, features a rotating treasury. The treasury my bib was in got to be on the front page today! I was so excited. Here is a screen shot for posterity. LOL
My little bib unfortunately did not sell during its time of exposure on the front page. However, over 1000 people clicked on it and looked at it!